Leave it to elite college students (and their professor) to buy a few bottles of wine but forget the means of opening it. However, a hallmark of true intelligence is object transference -- utilizing standard objects in ways that allow them to take the place of an absent tool. To that end, a knife was enlisted to pry open the wine bottles. If anything, the little specks of cork floating about added to the flavor.

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